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Hellthy

Why does getting fit have to be hard?
I try to be fit, but I end up a lard,
I’m pudgy and droopy and all around fat,
And why, you ask, am I proud about that?
I’m not, so why don’t you get off my back!
I’m aware that I’ll soon have a heart attack!
But it’s hard to work out, and run and be healthy,
I think I’ll just wait to be rich and wealthy,
And pay some smart docs to just go to town,
Get my belly tucked up, and my LDLs down,
But for now I guess I should get out and jog,
And stop laying in bed like a bump on a log,
Keeping after it week after week comes around,
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But don’t get me started on diet and food,
Cause thinking about it puts me in a mood…
To eat like a rabbit and hear tummy growl,
Is enough to make anyone grumpy and foul,
So it’s no wonder people spend all kinds of dough,
For quick fix diet pills that make their fat go,
Cause it’s hard, like I’ve said, and there’s other fun stuff,
Eventually it’s about how you look in the buff,
And I guess if you can’t even fit through the door,
Then you’d probably better start doing the chore,
Of getting in shape and becoming all fit,
I guess both ways you can’t avoid feeling like poopoo!

2 replies on “Hellthy”

Well thanks! I gotta give credit to my boys Doc and Shel for the inspiration! (may they rest in peace)