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So, please tell me, Annheiser!! In what universe would a sentimental commercial about beer during the Superbowl fall favorably on audiences? I mean, I know heavy beer drinkers consider their beer to be important in their lives, but I doubt that a they even remotely associate their beer to a small horse trying to pull a carriage and then getting help from some big horses? What the H does that have to do with beer?? And the even more purplexing part is…Why would you pay $90 billion for commercial time during the biggest televized event of the year, without first pulling your head out, and actually thinking about things for a second!

I was really dumbfounded at the time, but continue to scour the known reaches of sanity for an answer! Then there was another attempt at pulling at the “heart-strings” of beer drinkers with various shots of people and their testimonials about love of beer. Mind you, we’re not talking about love like, “I sure love the way beer smells like rotten cat food!”…or, ” I really love it when I drink too much beer and throw up!”…or, “Beer makes me love everyone around meā€”even ugly people.”…or even, “I love beer because it helps me make friends with other immoral dipsticks!” It was like, “I love beer because of all the tear-jerking, warm-fuzzy, call-home-to-tell-mom-you-love-her times that I have with my best friend Beer.” I was in a parallel universe (with the Ice Cream Man).
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Did anyone else find that odd?

3 replies on “Less Filling”

Hey i’m with you on the alcohol thing-its dumb. Interesting advertisement here is it always says- alam mo, ito ang tama. Or you know, this is right. According to who? Alcohol Ruined a family that was supposed to be baptized next week.anyways-Wheres your new job?

I really liked the part about calling your mom to tell her you love her. You are such a good writer Jimmy especially that part, though I didn’t really like the H and other light references to profanity but that’s just me being my normal self. Speaking of such things, I would like to wish our very own Dougy Hopkins a very happy birthday as he celebrates the beginning of his 23rd year on planet earth. I am so thankful that I was able to push his head out into the world – sorry about the oxygen depravation but all’s well that ends well…It didn’t effect your brilliant mind and stunning personality. Anyway happy birthday dear Dougy, happy birthday to you!!! (and many more on channel four and scooby-doo on channel two.) We’ll blow out a candle in your honor!

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